CAT: Hello, Human.
ME: Hello, Cat.
CAT: I see you’re getting ready to read Illuminae?
ME: Yes, Cat. I’ve waited a week for it to come in at the library and have been looking forward to it very much.
CAT: You don’t say? (Drapes body luxuriously across Illuminae, wraps arms around the sides and promptly falls asleep.)
So much for catching up on my reading this weekend.