Cat – 2, Me – 0

CAT:  Hello, Human.

ME:  Hello, Cat.

CAT:  I see you’re getting ready to read Illuminae?

ME:  Yes, Cat.  I’ve waited a week for it to come in at the library and have been looking forward to it very much.

CAT:  You don’t say?  (Drapes body luxuriously across Illuminae, wraps arms around the sides and promptly falls asleep.)

So much for catching up on my reading this weekend.

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